TOWIE Is Back, Pegan Are On The Rocks And Gemma Collins Is A Cardboard Cutout

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‘The Only Way Is Essex’ returns to our screens with a sizzling series opener this weekend and here is the trailer to get you excited…because we know you love it really!

The ‘TOWIE’ gang have jetted out to Tenerife for a sun-kissed break and, in the words of Georgia Kousoulou, “it’s all kicked off”.

Megan McKenna and Pete Wicks – aka Pegan – are still clinging on to their relationship by their manicured fingernails, with Megs admitting: “The last month has been 80 per cent rows.”

And poor old Gemma Collins winds up in hospital on the Spanish isle while her mates celebrate her 36th birthday up road.

But don’t shed a tear. GC was able to ‘attend’ thanks to FaceTime. Plus, her considerate pals brought along a cardboard cutout of the birthday gal to the bash…

Meanwhile, for reasons yet to be revealed, Courtney Green and Chloe Meadows have been left behind in dreary, cold Essex. We wonder who was behind that?

In the trailer, Courtney says to her BFF: “We’re stuck in Essex and everyone else is in Tenerife.”

Such is life.

TOWIE, 10pm, ITVBe, Sunday 5 March 2017