Orlando Bloom On Katy Perry And ‘Penis-Gate’

Orlando Bloom
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OK, we’ll get the Katy Perry stuff over as quickly as possible so we can hear (read?) what the world’s sexiest elf has to say about ‘penis-gate’. You really couldn’t unsee it.

Discussing his break-up from Katy Perry for the first time, Orlando Bloom told Elle UK magazine: “We’re friends. It’s good. We’re all grown up.

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“She happens to be someone who is very visible, but I don’t think anybody cares about what I’m up to. Nor should they. It’s between us. It’s better to set an example for kids and show that [breakups] don’t have to be about hate.”

And he’s probably not lying, either, as Katy Perry tweeted a very similar sentiment about their uncoupling on Twitter at the time:

Now for the good part – the bit where Orlando Bloom was snapped on a raft with his giant member out. Of course we don’t condone the actions of the photographer and the clear invasion of Bloom’s privacy in taking the shot. Its just that its burned onto our retinas – probably forever – and there’s no way of taking it back now.

“It was extremely surprising,” he said.

“I wouldn’t have put myself in that position if I’d thought it would happen… I’ve been photographed a million times in a million ways. I have a good radar. We’d been completely alone for five days. Nothing around us. There was no way anyone could get anything. So I had a moment of feeling free.

“What can I tell you? Note to self: You’re never free. Ha!”

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