The Most Weird And Wonderful Easter Eggs Of 2017

Prosecco Egg

If you’re hoping the Easter Bunny will pay you a visit this year, you may want to jot him a Santa-style letter.

We’ve put together a collection of 2017’s most luxurious Easter eggs, coupled with some damn right bizarre ones, so there’s bound to be one that tickles your fancy.

Did someone say Marmite? Perhaps not that one…



Marmite Easter Egg

You know what we’re gonna say about this one; you’ll either love it or hate it. But even if you love it, do you really want a Marmite Easter egg?!

Marmite Easter egg, £5.


Chocolate Teapot

Whoever came up with the phrase ‘as useless as a chocolate teapot’ was wrong. We can think of one use for this life-size chocolate teapot…NOM.

Chocolate Teapot, £24.99

Chocolate T pot

Prosecco & Strawberries

Not an egg as such, but exceptions can be made when the chocolate is shaped like a bottle of Prosecco! Sadly, it is not laced with the bubbly plonk, but it does come with six white chocolate strawberries.

Chocolate Prosecco and Strawberries, £14,99

Prosecco Egg

Cheester Egg

If chocolate is not what you’re after this Easter, then check out this invention by food blogger Annem Hobson. Your eyes are not deceiving you, it is an egg made out of cheese. Sadly, the big eggs have sold out, but you can still get your hands on a smaller version if you’re quick. Say cheese!

Cheester Egg, £14.99

Cheesecake Easter Egg

Hotel Chocolat Extra Thick: Your Eggsellency


Not only is this egg extra thick (whoop!), it is stuffed full of boozy chocolates, including a whiskey cream liquor and mojito and champagne truffles. Simply wonderful.

Your Eggsellency by Hotel Chocolat, £27.

Hotel Chocolate Extra Thick Egg

Limited Edition Hand-Painted Easter Egg

Move over tinfoil, this egg doesn’t need any elaborate wrapping as it is hand painted. Yup, technically you could even hang it on the wall. Sort of.

Selfridges Selection Easter Egg, £29.99

Selfridges Easter Egg

Thornton’s Lemon Meringue Pie Egg

Inspired by the legendary pud that is lemon meringue pie, this white chocolate egg is stuffed with exactly that – pieces of meringue and zesty lemon pieces. Oh, and did we mention it comes with six individual dessert-inspired chocolates?

Thorntons Lemon Meringue Pie Inspired Easter Egg, £12.

Lemon Meringue pie egg

Roberto Cavalli Egg…And Silk Scarf!

Chocolate AND a designer scarf – what more could you want this Easter? Plus, Roberto Cavalli has kindly matched the two, meaning you can coordinate while eating the zebra print treat. Genius.

Robert Cavilli White Chocolate Zebra Egg, £50.

Robert Cavalli White Chocolate Zebra Egg, March 2017